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wrinklyvet said:vedrafjord said:Via @DUBCycleWeather, maybe it was posted before but I'm not checking 1800 pages to find out:
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Someone didn't get the memo about chocolate... if I had all that stuff on a 4 hour ride I'd get diabetes.
It's not there any more btw - right now they just have the bidon.
So you would. Very droll.
However you don't seriously imagine that even the most innocent would think they had to pack this lot away in the space of four hours - no of course you don't.
It seems a chance was missed to offer this deal as containing items that would suffice for many four hour rides. Whoever designed the box and promotion was not the brightest spark and this is the daft result.
On the contrary. Speaking for myself, I most certainly imagine exactly that.wrinklyvet said:However you don't seriously imagine that even the most innocent would think they had to pack this lot away in the space of four hours - no of course you don't.
Jacques de Molay said:On the contrary. Speaking for myself, I most certainly imagine exactly that.wrinklyvet said:However you don't seriously imagine that even the most innocent would think they had to pack this lot away in the space of four hours - no of course you don't.
Turn up at any local 5k race, and there's no shortage of people who believe that in order to successfully complete this grueling twenty to thirty-minute ordeal they need to prepare with the proper energy drink, the proper energy gel (with only the proper carbs-to-protein ratio), have on hand one or two mid-race refueling products, only to be followed up immediately after the race with the proper recovery drink.
This, of course, is after all the time, energy and money spent on acquiring the proper running shoes, that were sold to them with the proper fit advice, along with the proper running socks. Of course of all that was preceded by the proper meal the night before, the proper amount of sleep, and the proper breakfast meal. The more diligent and "serious" participants can even be seen off to the side, pre-race, with their proper yoga mats, doing their proper "injury prevention" routine.
To be clear, I'm not being the least bit facetious. These are factual accounts.
Countless local media outlets—newspaper, television, radio—will run stories on, "How to prepare for a 5K"![]()
All this for a glorified walkathon. You don't think that amongst the masses, plenty of people will see a slickly packaged, all-in-one training-solution-in-a-box, and make a literal interoperation out of what they perceive to be instructions and guidelines for sporting success in terms of product consumption? They will.
And they do.
A four hour ride!?!?![]()
To many people, that's on par with running a marathon. You better believe they will grasp at every opportunity to survive such an ordeal unscathed, lest they end up in the emergency ward.
If people are as dumb as they are when it comes to running, you can bet that after having spent many more times the amount of money on cycling, they will easily gravitate to such nonsense as suggested by that packaging.
Catwhoorg said:To be fair it was probably SIS doing the design work.
I'd be struggling to put this much away in a 4 hour road race. I might want more than one bidon though. Just call it a weekend nutrition pack or something.wrinklyvet said:vedrafjord said:Via @DUBCycleWeather, maybe it was posted before but I'm not checking 1800 pages to find out:
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Someone didn't get the memo about chocolate... if I had all that stuff on a 4 hour ride I'd get diabetes.
It's not there any more btw - right now they just have the bidon.
So you would. Very droll.
However you don't seriously imagine that even the most innocent would think they had to pack this lot away in the space of four hours - no of course you don't.
It seems a chance was missed to offer this deal as containing items that would suffice for many four hour rides. Whoever designed the box and promotion was not the brightest spark and this is the daft result.
naah, they'll be thrown in free with your brand new 'Sky' Winebago in matt black with sky blue side stripesElectress said:Implication seems pretty clear to me - this is what you need for your ride - singular. Having done various charity events and triathlons I can certainly concur with those who have seen all bar the proverbial kitchen sink being carried about 'incase of emergencies'
Frankly, I'd rather spend my 14.99 on a jar of nutella and a cup of coffee with my amigos, but we all know what Sky think about such dangerously subversive non-nutritional practices.
So who'll be the first to doctor said image with a list of banned substances ??
I can see it now:
Motoman Team Sky 4 Hour 'Fuel' pack..available off prescription from a dodgy doctor in Monaco ? Now there's the real cutting edge science in sport, I fear.
I await with baited breath the Limited Edition Team Sky / SiS Exclusive Eqyptian Cotton and memory foam pillows.
Electress said:Implication seems pretty clear to me - this is what you need for your ride - singular. Having done various charity events and triathlons I can certainly concur with those who have seen all bar the proverbial kitchen sink being carried about 'incase of emergencies'
Frankly, I'd rather spend my 14.99 on a jar of nutella and a cup of coffee with my amigos, but we all know what Sky think about such dangerously subversive non-nutritional practices.
So who'll be the first to doctor said image with a list of banned substances ??
I can see it now:
Motoman Team Sky 4 Hour 'Fuel' pack..available off prescription from a dodgy doctor in Monaco ? Now there's the real cutting edge science in sport, I fear.
I await with baited breath the Limited Edition Team Sky / SiS Exclusive Eqyptian Cotton and memory foam pillows.
On one hand, I agree wholeheartedly. But I don't need any references to be convinced. I have photos of myself where clearly I look leaner or more muscular than I know myself to be. It happens. For sure.red_flanders said:The idea that one can make any kind of determination about a person's weight from 2 or more photos is misguided.
harryh said:
Dear Wiggo said:His shoulders are turned in 2016. I see no meaningful difference between 2015 & 2016.
vedrafjord said:Via @DUBCycleWeather, maybe it was posted before but I'm not checking 1800 pages to find out:
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Someone didn't get the memo about chocolate... if I had all that stuff on a 4 hour ride I'd get diabetes.
It's not there any more btw - right now they just have the bidon.
Ironically enough, 'kit' is slang for syringe too...Benotti69 said:Roche should stop using dirty works*
*works = slang for syringe.
Electress said:Implication seems pretty clear to me - this is what you need for your ride - singular. Having done various charity events and triathlons I can certainly concur with those who have seen all bar the proverbial kitchen sink being carried about 'incase of emergencies'
Frankly, I'd rather spend my 14.99 on a jar of nutella and a cup of coffee with my amigos, but we all know what Sky think about such dangerously subversive non-nutritional practices.
So who'll be the first to doctor said image with a list of banned substances ??
I can see it now:
Motoman Team Sky 4 Hour 'Fuel' pack..available off prescription from a dodgy doctor in Monaco ? Now there's the real cutting edge science in sport, I fear.
I await with baited breath the Limited Edition Team Sky / SiS Exclusive Eqyptian Cotton and memory foam pillows.
King Boonen said:I'm not sure I really get the uproar over this.
No, I wouldn't take that much stuff on a four hour ride generally, even a very hard one and I much prefer coffee and cake. I probably wouldn't even take it on a 6 hour ride, but essentially it seems to boil down to 5 gels, a couple of bidons, two bars and a shake. If someone is riding a Sportive, 150+ km with 2000+ m climbing and trying to push themselves then they could easily get through that lot.