BotanyBay,
Dancing With The Stars? Never going to happen. Why? Simple reason. He's a c***, that much we do know - that quote about half of Austin hating him cause they've met him would be writ large on a series like that.
He is better to stick to adverts for Nike, Michelob etc and to public appearances in front of his adoring fans. If he was to go on DWTS, it could backfire massively on him. Let's face it, if we take away hairy-knuckled (allegedly) gay Hollywood comedians, there aren't that many people who've got a good word to say about him, and if the producer of DWTS was looking for an angle, they could expose him for the kind of bloke he actually is.
I think LA is better to stick to racing Ironman from now on. The triathlon crowd are for the most part thick as mince and buy the whole "miracles" story - lock, stock and barrel.
Remember, this is a guy who has sat on the side of dying cancer patients beds, and when asked "did you dope?" has told these poor suffering people "no". IF the general public get even an inkling into the duality of the man, him and his legacy will suddenly be seen in a different light.
I'd bet he'd go on it, though. Have you seen some of the women dancers? Oh my giddy aunt! Unbelievably fit.