Ok, I accept your challenge.
Get in touch with DB (or Fran

)and tell him I will meet him anywhere in Europe and will do so at my own expense.
I do understand DB is a busy person. However I will expect at least 30 minutes on the record and that what is recorded is available for public disclosure (ie this forum)
If you think I am joking, I am not.
I am busy until the weekend after next, but if you PM me before this weekend I can (pretty much) make myself available from the 18th on.
(If I had a preference it would be Italy during the Giro but.......)