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Angliru said:
Yes the BRITISH did give us Monty Python (I'm a huge fan). I know Monty Python. Wigans is no Monty Python. The thing about his attire is that it seems (to me) to be quite forced with the scarf worn around his neck...IN DOORS! Dude is a fashion victim. It doesn't seem at all relaxed. His every public appearance is just so sad...."Look at me I'm MOD. I'm hip. I'm cool. Read my twits--aren't they racy and controversial??!!" He simply is trying too hard.:(

THIS!11!

Nailed it.
 
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gingerwallaceafro said:
Still waiting to hear who else is going to beat him other than Contador and Schleck from BroDeal and why he's going not going to finish top 10.....

Well, it seems that most years there is someone who seems (to me) to vault from "nowhere" into the top echelon of the GC so there'll be "rider X" but I can't put a name to him
 
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Just watching a lady unload 2 dildos and a bottle of red wine because her bag is to heavy at the check in, made me smile!

Best moment of the day today was my soigneur Txema putting a heated towel on my nut sack for massage, bloody great!

It's like trying to win the Champions League – you need to be at Manchester United but I'm playing at Wigan at the moment so I have to make that step up.

Di Luca, what a w@nker! unbelievable

Thanks for the phone message this morning Sir Paul, sorry I missed you, Cheers
 
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blackcat said:
incorrigible name dropper on twitter

Oh man, did he really? How lame. About as lame as this once-great thread has become. It's almost time for a McKnuckles fail poster to represent some folks' inability to grasp humour. Bring back the photos!
 
BroDeal said:
Might as well put these fromt the other thread here since this looks like it might be the official Wigans thread.
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It's only March and BroDeal is obviously in midseason posting form. Some primo material in this thread.
 
luckyboy said:
What about Menchov, Evans, Sastre, Liquigas guys (2 from Nibali/Kreuziger/Franco/Basso), Gesink, Kloden, Frank, S.Sanchez, VDV, Levi and Lance?

Then there's Cunego, Martin, Moncoutie, Fuglsang, all 4 of the Liquigas guys and Mauricio Soler to add to the list...

They may not beat Wigans on the overall but I bet he will spend a lot of time watching them take off ahead of him on nearly every climb.
 
auscyclefan94 said:
Is it BroDeal...?

I don't have any sock puppets. I have a different account that I originally registered with, but I have not used that since I registered "BroDeal".

I am getting a kick over the reaction of the Brits to criticism of Wigans. Whatever happened to those stiff upper lips. Are they affixed to Wigans' posterior...of another part of his anatomy?
 
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Hugh Januss said:
Nah, I think it might be Wonderlance. He loves to stir the shit. Also seems to turn up about this same time of day. I think he might be one of yours.

if it is wonderLance then he's going straight onto the ignore list!

Sorry bro...
 
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Hugh Januss said:
Nah, I think it might be Wonderlance. He loves to stir the shit. Also seems to turn up about this same time of day. I think he might be one of yours.

I thought I WAS a sock puppet.........I guess a sockpuppet can have a sockpuppet but it would probably end up in one of those mirror reflecting a mirror kind of never-ending picture thangs. I also live in the UK.

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How can you be so mean to a fellow Aussie?

edited, insulting another user
 
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Thanks for the phone message this morning Sir Paul, sorry I missed you, Cheers[/I]

How far back did you have to go to find that one?
 
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auscyclefan94 said:
Just as she is being commented about Wonderidiot comes on. what a coincidence! Luckily I don't have to read any of her crap.

Way to ignore there kiddo.

I Guess thats the kind of logic that Caddel true believers have to use.

And BTW how did you know that I'm a chick, you must have good womens intuition?
 
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Oldman said:
The plane opposite Armstrong should be a Fokker, shouldn't it?

I said the same thing earlier. LA = Fokker Triplane, certainly not the majestic Sopwith Camel made famous by Biggles.

Wigans is awkward and off song in all his antics this past year. One man comedy show who in no shape or form can lick the boots of Kramer! Kramer was funny, Wigans is misguided.
 
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El Imbatido said:
I don't have either but have played both a couple of times and found they were similar. The only reason i posted the PS3 as Contador was because the Xbox360 pic had two in it. Ie. The two Schlecks

Argh ha. Clever. Didn't think about that. Subtle imagery. I like it. This is a good thread.