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The Hitch said:
OMFG this gt is insane. I can't believe what I just read. I don't even know where to begin.
I mean 2 minutes into reading Eshnar's profile I saw there was a 264km stage. What the hell? 264km stage in a gt? thats longer than all but 1 of the monuments and classics, which are 1 day races you can prepare for.
I didn't check the profiles in October, but I thought I read this was going to be an easy Giro. WTF. This is maybe the hardest gt of the last decade. Yes even harder than the Zomegnan Giros.
I have no idea what Contador is doing riding this. Unless his rivals all crash out and saxo neutralizes every stage he won't even make it to the TDF startline.
And absolutely no hyperbole when I say this, but is the hardest 1st week of a gt I have EVER seen. Sure there's probably some from back in the day that were harder but this 2015 giro first week is at least 10 times as hard as the average gt first week. Just at face value its 1 ttt, 2 sprints, 2 mtfs and 4 hill stages.
And that doesn't even begin to paint the picture. The ttt sounds crash prone. They do 1 sprint before they have a stage where they are just climbing all day and thats stage 3 which means theres no gaps on gt and could be nuclear all day. they have a Gap like stage which gc riders might have to contest, an actual MTF.
And that's the easy half of the first week.
That second half is ridiculous. A 264km stage? Its not flat either but with a challenging last 100k and hard finish. I remember the 230k flat stage from the 2013 Giro Rubiano won that wasn't even raced hard and some riders afterwards said it was the hardest day of their careers. Ok that was south Italy and 35 degrees iirc but this will be 264k and in Tuscany you very well could get 30 degrees, this stage is gonna kill people.
hitch - i'll add my voice the "BIG fan of hitch's hyperbole posts." having done that, i have to ask
WHAT IN THE NAME OF CROSTIS CANCELLED ARE YOU DOING, MAN??????
hah! thought a bitter old man such as myself forgot or would forget it was YOU and YOUR heart palpitating, leg cramping description of the 2011 giro's stage 14 writeup that caused crostis be eliminated from that stage?
prior to YOUR description of the ill-fated, stage ending crostis-zoncolon combo, *some* riders suffering from cancellara syndrome were queasy with fear of impending crostis descent doom. no amount of in-your-face or subliminal repetitions of "rule #5...rule#5...rule #5..." could have eased their fragile "rider safety" psyches.
that's all fine and good as there are always "a few in every bunch."
however: no one can deny that it was not until shortly - VERY shortly - after YOU and YOUR scintillating buildup to the stage ending crostis-zoncolon armageddon, the giro peloton went into full revolt. only an illiterate tri-cyclist would fail to recognize it was not the weather conditions that removed crostis fron the stage. anyone with a mere ounce of cycling passion immediately assigned 'no crostis??!?' (dis)credit where'no crostis??!?' (dis)credit rightfully belonged: HITCH, AND ONLY HITCH WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR NO CROSTIS.
i won't repeat any of what is quoted for fear of having first week stage cancellations. in an attempt to convince hitch to delete the quoted post BEFORE too many riders afflicted with cancellera syndrome read it, remember the adage "cancel a giro stage once, shame on hitch. cancel a giro stage twice, permaban hitch."? i don't remember that one either - it is my admittedly pathetic way of BEGGING hitch to delete the referenced post before stage shortening or cancellera-ing can be done.
should hitch ignore my pleas - the result of which will be stages being shortened and/or otherwise ruined - all i can say is "there is always the tour of california."