The worst of race profiles

[Armchair Cyclist]

Tour of Romandie 2018 prologue

Why would anybody put up this:

if the race looks like this (top one of these three):

Why would they try to hide that from us?

 

[fauniera]

Must be the worst profile of 2018, at least.

 

[Forever The Best]

Must be the worst profile of 2018, at least.

Vuelta a Madrid wants to challenge.

Yes, it is the profile of the pan-flat Madrid circuit.

 

[Netserk]

What's really impressive is that the ascent and descent are of the same gradient, despite what the graph would have you believe (non-linear x-axis). A mind-boggling 2%.

 

[Forever The Best]

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What's really impressive is that the ascent and descent are of the same gradient, despite what the graph would have you believe (non-linear x-axis). A mind-boggling 2%.

I didn't notice that one. :lol:
Truly the greatest race profile. :lol:

 

[Gigs_98]

I have written this numerous times in this thread before, but I have to repeat it. Someone must have thought "this profile is a good idea". Someone must have thought "having a non-linear x-axis is a good idea". Why the hell would anyone think that? Why?
Most people here just find these profiles funny I honestly lose faith in human intelligence looking at this piece of crap. What on earth where they thinking?

 

[RedheadDane]

Looks like someone told a kid; "Look, they're going up one climb, down on the other side, and then up another climb to the finish."
Then the profile makers just added kilometer markers so it would fit with the top of the (first) climb, the bottom of the descend, and the finish.

 

[tobydawq]

Maybe the profiles did have a linear x-axis at the beginning because someone chose to have expected racing time along the x-axis instead of kilometres (which it then was changed to later), which could explain why the descending part is more compressed

To a mathematical mind that makes sense - in reality, not so much.

 

[Bye Bye Bicycle]

I have written this numerous times in this thread before, but I have to repeat it. Someone must have thought "this profile is a good idea". Someone must have thought "having a non-linear x-axis is a good idea". Why the hell would anyone think that? Why?
Most people here just find these profiles funny I honestly lose faith in human intelligence looking at this piece of crap. What on earth where they thinking?

They did the best they could. Most of these lesser races are run by volunteers, often of the older generation. There's no knowledge or budget for IT design stuff. It's hard enough to keep the race running, finding sponsorship money, dealing with local authorities, UCI, teams etc. - having a fancy website or stylish profiles is not very high in their list of priorities.

 

[roundabout]

Indeed. Also, I remember the days when profiles were a rarity for smaller races. I think the last example in question in this thread comes from a race that did not have profiles on their website until relatively recently.

 

[railxmig]

Hello Pologne once again. Nevermind the Katowice sprint stage, which once again looks like a 7h journey through Beskid Wyspowy.

This time the guys at Pologne decided to change the name of Przełęcz Salmopolska (Salmopol Pass) for 90 lat Salmopolu w Szczyrku, which roughly translates to... 90 years of Salmopol in Szczyrk. This is some Vuelta-esque level of naming (Caravaca Año Jubilar 2017 - El Pozo Alimentación). BTW, it's the same finish as in 2017.

 

[Cance > TheRest]

The profiles to Tour de Luxembourg are pretty bad aswell. I mean, what's up with axis scaling? 0 to 600 m??!

 

[Nirvana]

That actually isn't the official profile, it's done by Procyclingstats (like the one of Romandie posted above last month) with the editor Laflammerouge.

This is the official one.

 

[Guillaume33]

Tour of Thailand stages are often very hard, like this one in 2017 :redface:

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[Cance > TheRest]

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That actually isn't the official profile, it's done by Procyclingstats (like the one of Romandie posted above last month) with the editor Laflammerouge.

This is the official one.

That is obviously better, because it's compressed in width. Yet, the axis scaling is still way off

 

[mikii4567]

Hello Pologne once again. Nevermind the Katowice sprint stage, which once again looks like a 7h journey through Beskid Wyspowy.
This time the guys at Pologne decided to change the name of Przełęcz Salmopolska (Salmopol Pass) for 90 lat Salmopolu w Szczyrku, which roughly translates to... 90 years of Salmopol in Szczyrk. This is some Vuelta-esque level of naming (Caravaca Año Jubilar 2017 - El Pozo Alimentación). BTW, it's the same finish as in 2017.

I know this is much later than when you posted, but this also deserves a shout out. Not only do they forget how 3D works in the first section, we also have a KOM Summit before the start of a climb (93 km) and part way up a climb (124 km). That very first climb is 3% and also, according to the map, its summit marks where km0 actually is.

 

[PeterB]

Just now noticed profile of today's stage in the Suisse:

According to the profile they should climb for the first 10 km, but the elevation given for the first hill is less than for the start? Then in the flat section in the middle elevation of the first place is 511m and it seems the road slightly climbs after that, but the elevation of the next point is 459m and then the next one after yet more climbing 497m...

 

[rghysens]

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Just now noticed profile of today's stage in the Suisse:

According to the profile they should climb for the first 10 km, but the elevation given for the first hill is less than for the start? Then in the flat section in the middle elevation of the first place is 511m and it seems the road slightly climbs after that, but the elevation of the next point is 459m and then the next one after yet more climbing 497m...

The saddest thing about this profile is that it's the "mountain" stage where we expect the biggest time differences.
Yes, somehow the organisers managed to design a race with only 5 big climbs in 9 days.
In Switzerland.

 

[silvergrenade]

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Just now noticed profile of today's stage in the Suisse:

According to the profile they should climb for the first 10 km, but the elevation given for the first hill is less than for the start? Then in the flat section in the middle elevation of the first place is 511m and it seems the road slightly climbs after that, but the elevation of the next point is 459m and then the next one after yet more climbing 497m...

The saddest thing about this profile is that it's the "mountain" stage where we expect the biggest time differences.
Yes, somehow the organisers managed to design a race with only 5 big climbs in 9 days.
In Switzerland.

Dunno much about Stage design but the stage was enjoyable.

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

And this is another take on the finish of the stage above:

If it weren't for the percentages at the bottom, it would look like a consistent gentle slope.

 

[Armchair Cyclist]

This one bears transferring from the Vuelta a Burgos thread

Well, i suppose they will need a lot of CLIMBING skills to get to the finish line of stage 5
(spotted by Ufe)

 

[Escarabajo]

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This one bears transferring from the Vuelta a Burgos thread

Well, i suppose they will need a lot of CLIMBING skills to get to the finish line of stage 5
(spotted by Ufe)

:lol:

Now that will be hard to climb!!

 

[wouterkaas]

I can see only one possibility:

 

[RedheadDane]

Turns out we're not the only ones being slightly… errr… baffled by certain race profiles

 

[Red Rick]

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Turns out we're not the only ones being slightly… errr… baffled by certain race profiles

I saw that same Angliru profile yesterday