Tiger Woods

[ChrisE]

^^^

She said he was 'just' using her for secks. Should have been using her for work around the house instead.

No shyt.

It would seem like he would be tapping that chick in my avatar. Instead he is screwing borderline decent looking IMO chicks, porn stars, and whatever this last one is he was using for sex.

At this rate details will soon emerge about his relationship with that thing in my previous avatar.

Somebody needs to train Tiger on how this mistress thing is supposed to work.

 

[Dr. Maserati]

Really? 10 pages of this ridiculous gossip? Does anyone really care? Isn't there a reason it's called a private life? What a total waste of time. I feel embarrassed just posting here. And no, I did not read all ten pages--just the first, and then skipped here.

Ah - but is this not the point?

If he wanted a private life then you don't sell your soul to the marketing and PR gurus. You just go out knock some balls around (in the golf course) and then no-one will care what you do in your downtime. He would have made a marvelous living and no-one could tut tut or point a finger.

Whats damaging Tiger isn't because he had an affair or other women - it is that this goes against the image of Tiger.

If you read this piece from Esquireway back in 1997 then you can see he is an ordinary guy who likes female attention - but what has happened since is IMG have packaged him up in this good wholesome image - reading that piece you can see they clearly went away from what is the 'real' Tiger.

 

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At this rate details will soon emerge about his relationship with that thing in my previous avatar.

If you could unzip the facade of tiger, I'd bet that old avatar of yours would step out.

 

[ravens]

When I read the article about the interview with the asst mgr from Perkins and several new women, including a porn star, the fact that he was nailing chicks right in the house where Elin lives, that he was telling (allegedly) that the marriage was a publicity stunt, I figured the marriage has got to be on life support.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/world-exclusive-tiger-woods-wife-moves-out

The sex addict route may be the only way he salvages his sponsors and marriage. The marriage is a long shot. If I were her I'd be on a plane to Sweden with the kids right now.

If he doesn't win a major soon, the sponsors will be heading for the exits, too.

1 or 2 affairs? OK. Take a hit and move on. 7 and counting with the in-home details and disparaging the marriage (just to score more 'tang)? ....whole different problem. Now he is doing REAL damage.

Rehab, Barbara Walters, 2 majors in the next 12 months and he might survive.

 

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God, she is hot.

 

[BroDeal]

Really? 10 pages of this ridiculous gossip? Does anyone really care? Isn't there a reason it's called a private life? What a total waste of time. I feel embarrassed just posting here. And no, I did not read all ten pages--just the first, and then skipped here.

I don't get this. What is it with these smug tards that find the urge to complain about what other people are discussing plus tell everyone how superior they are? It is like the people who cry about the content TV but are too damned stupid not to watch or to switch the channel.

 

[BroDeal]

Anyone ever visit the Hot Chicks With Douchebags website? It is filled with pictures just like this one. Well, actuallly the guys usually look worse and the gals look ****tier.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

 

[workingclasshero]

God, she is hot.

she's obviously not one to marry someone for their looks. and he doesn't appear to be one to make a woman laugh, he doesn't respect them, does not come across as a good listener

i guess money is her thing then. she got what she deserved. just a top class pro imo.

on a slightly different note that means i'm out of the game (too good-looking for her obviously)

 

[workingclasshero]

Anyone ever visit the Hot Chicks With Douchebags website? It is filled with pictures just like this one. Well, actuallly the guys usually look worse and the gals look ****tier.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

ffs!!

ali g is right, imagine what happened if a woman became president, she'd fall in love with osama bin laden, they can't resist a badly behaving boy

 

[krebs303]

Best headline ever?

 

[flicker]

Tiger is a turkey pure and simple. He is educated he has no excuse. I hope after his first divorce he will wise up.

 

[ChrisE]

http://www.abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/tiger-woods-mistresses-now-11-tabs/story?id=9289650

The daily update lol.

 

[Boeing]

Clearly he wasn't getting it in College where most of us wear out the latex in our international studies courses? No Trips to Greece at Stanford exchange?

 

[ggusta]

Clearly he wasn't getting it in College where most of us wear out the latex in our international studies courses? No Trips to Greece at Stanford exchange?

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/national/tiger_mistress_reveals_text_messages_Rl7isQ9GfhXOGeXOQfOVaN

daily update, the texts show a juvenile mind in a 33 year old married father of two body. Possessive, jealous that his mistress might be getting laid, insecure. A wildly different character than the in control image we get sold each day. (Well, that image has been off the shelves for like 2 weeks now.)

It sucks to be him. He is probably PO'd at his wife for bringing it all to light when she used him as a golf ball. He ought to thank her. He has a LOT of growing up to do. I don't know if his marriage can be saved, he can only throw himself on his wife's mercy and hope. If that is what he wants. He probably has no idea what he wants.

It sucks to be him. Poor little rich boy.

 

[BroDeal]

Last I heard the skank count was up to ten, and those were the women he had an extended relationship with. Who knows how many one night stands and hookers he's done. His wife should get every medical test known to man performed on her.

 

[RightWingNutJob]

Count is up to 10? Keep in mind that's only the women.

 

[BroDeal]

There is something really hilarious about this whole thing. Tiger Woods was admitted to a hospital on Thankgiving day for a drug overdose. Ambien and Vicodin. We know that he into drug crazed sex with Ambien.

He is also getting it from the black community, who are upset that all the hos were white.

At this point maybe he should let his wife have a divorce then change his image. He could call Diddy and ask for advice about how to project the image of a player.

 

[Cobblestones]

There is something really hilarious about this whole thing. Tiger Woods was admitted to a hospital on Thankgiving day for a drug overdose. Ambien and Vicodin. We know that he into drug crazed sex with Ambien.

He is also getting it from the black community, who are upset that all the hos were white.

At this point maybe he should let his wife have a divorce then change his image. He could call Diddy and ask for advice about how to project the image of a player.

Right. He should get himself a grill, bling, an hang out with some real sistas, not those skanky hos.

 

[RightWingNutJob]

Ping is now endorsing his wife with the slogan "The only clubs that can beat Tiger Woods"

 

[BroDeal]

I don't understand why Gatorade dropped it sponsorship. This situation could have been used to their advantage. I can see the ads now. "When you are seeing ten honeys at the same time, life can be hectic. Always being on the run from the wife is bound to leave you depleted. That is when Gatorade comes into play. Perk up little man. Replace those lost electrolytes. Keep going all night long. Gatorade: Tested in the bed, proven on the green."

 

[blackcat]

Saw a French movie, and a kid did a bio of Rocco Siffredi lolz. He could easily do it on Tiger.

If 11 have come out, dare say in those years he had courted Elin it would easily be in 3 figures. If Wilt the Stilt did, in his own estimate, 10k, Magic would have done a heap. Isiah would have done a lot, if you count the men too George Best would be up there too.

Tiger was with Sir Charles, Michael Jordan, A-Rod, and Ahmad Rashad, who, putatively is muslim. Wonder how many chicks these guyz bang on their weekend aways. We know where Tiger learnt his ways.

Jordan and Rodriguez were on gear, I would think Tiger has been on gear, he goes to the extent of getting surgery on his eyes, and he stuk on alot of weight, and supposedly benches 400+ lbs.

 

[ravens]

I don't understand why Gatorade dropped it sponsorship. This situation could have been used to their advantage. I can see the ads now. "When you are seeing ten honeys at the same time, life can be hectic. Always being on the run from the wife is bound to leave you depleted. That is when Gatorade comes into play. Perk up little man. Replace those lost electrolytes. Keep going all night long. Gatorade: Tested in the bed, proven on the green."

Believe it or not, they were pulling the tiger branded version of gatorade prior to this crud storm due to low sales. There really was little if any product differentiation between gatorade and tiger gatorade, plus the also launched other low cal brands (which to a cyclist is somewhat pointless, but gatorade is not targeted at cyclists despite the marketing images).

Pepsi still has a contract with him (owners of gatorade). On a tangent, no tiger ad has aired since Nov 29 (A Gillette ad).

 

[blackcat]

so they knew this was gonna hit before it did.

 

[ravens]

tiger cornered, now for the kill

It seems in the last two days, the story has turned. No new 'mistresses' today. Mother-in-law went to hospital yesterday. It sort of hit everyone like a pail of ice water, methinks. This is no longer a racy tabloid story. It's the story of a family imploding with real people who are really suffering.

Like a wounded animal on the run, the story of tiger's travails has slowed. It seems to be worse news than the 2 or 3 fresh 'mistresses' a day. Now the 'mistresses' are turning on him. "You mean there were other skanks, Tiger? I know we were going behind Elin's back, but I had no idea I wasn't the only other wh0re in your life. Now, I am REALLY mad. And I have the goods on you."

It's like he can't run any more, he is in a corner, he's wounded, and he is hopelessly outnumbered. What do you do now? The oracle of tigerwoods.com can't help you this time, you already played that card. Keeping the world at a distance just leaves a void that gets filled with speculation. You can't let that continue.

This has been an interesting morality play. I conclude that the human psyche craves an icon of perfection (in the West that would most typically be Jesus Christ or the Messiah). We use regular humans as surrogates for the intangible God. We build them up. Way up. Tiger 'was' one of those surrogates. And there is nothing society hates more than seeing its icons fail to live up to the impossible expectations placed upon it. So when the icon reminds us it is human, we turn on it and tear it to shreds.

 

[Dr. Maserati]

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Jordan and Rodriguez were on gear, I would think Tiger has been on gear, he goes to the extent of getting surgery on his eyes, and he stuk on alot of weight, and supposedly benches 400+ lbs.

On you last point - this may interest you.

As for Tiger - what does his scorecard read now? Has he still the back nine to play?